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My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the £1,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it’s only £500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!"
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